Someone asked me a few days ago to send them my Christmas List. I told them that there wasn’t anything on it. But I lied. There are plenty of things on it. Mostly things that can’t be bought. I also told them that they can’t give me anything on my list. That wasn’t true either. Everything on the list can be given however unlikely it is.
Dinner.
Coffee in the morning
a whole day
an evening
a night
a weekend
a theater show
a trip
time
a Rubicon jeep with the knobby tires